Omg today when I woke up I was so confused that I couldn’t remember my first language and I panicked and literally screamed ‘But I dont even know how to speak french’ in english.
I am oddly glad that this can happen.
^ THAT IS THE MOST ACCURATE GIF
And it’s almost always the line you can’t fit into the next draft.
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from reading fanfiction, it’s that clear communication will save you at least three chapters of angst.
I can sass my way through this situation NO I CAN'T CHESTERTON HELP ME
I can save the universe or I can hug Jamie it really is a tough choice
SCIENCE AND AKIDIDO no brigadier I will not get off the desk
I don't know what's going on I'm just making it up as I go along I promise it's like 62% safe here have a jelly baby
What is going on where did all these kids come from
No Mel I do not want your carrot juice I want cake and singing what do you mean I look conspicuous
Ace I know what's going on in fact I've planned most of it but I can't tell you until it ends in emotional turmoil for you ok I know what's best so set fire to that building
WHO AM I WHAT IS GOING ON WHY AM I BLEEDING WHERE- Oh look shiny
I am sad so I will look serious and wear leather
I am sad BUT MY HAIR IS GREAT
YOU GUYS LOOK AT MY BOWTIE ISN'T IT COOL WATCH ME STAND ON MY HEAD LET'S GO SOMEWHERE AWESOME AND DEADLY LIKE THE HAT MUSEUM oh god I'm so alone